me/js/script.js

const canvas = document.querySelector('canvas#bg');

canvas.width = window.innerWidth;
canvas.height = window.innerHeight;

const snowing = false;

const ctx = canvas.getContext('2d');
const FILL_STYLES = {
	light: 'rgba(0,0,0,0.05)',
	dark: 'rgba(255,255,255,0.15)',
	snowing: 'rgb(206, 212, 220)'
};
const BACKGROUNDS = {
	evening: 'linear-gradient(#011d32, #3b3b89)',
	night: '#000000'
};
ctx.fillStyle = snowing ? FILL_STYLES.snowing : FILL_STYLES.light;
let darkMode = 0;
if(snowing) {
	document.body.classList.add('dark-mode');
	document.body.style.background = BACKGROUNDS.evening;
}

addEventListener('resize', () => {
	canvas.width = window.innerWidth;
	canvas.height = window.innerHeight;
	// need to set ctx.fillStyle whenever I resize???
	ctx.fillStyle = darkMode ? FILL_STYLES.dark : snowing ? FILL_STYLES.snowing : FILL_STYLES.light;
});

function Point() {
	const r = snowing ? 4 : 8;
	
	// progress below 0 is neglected, negative initial
	// progress serves to introduce random delays - 
	// at 0.05 progress points per second, for example
	// a dot with initial progress -0.15 will run 2 frames
	// after a dot with initial progress -0.05
	const initialProgress = -4 * Math.random();
	
	// moves point to a random location and 
	// resets its progress
	this.init = function() {
		this.progress = initialProgress;
		this.x = Math.random() * canvas.width;
		this.y = snowing ? initialProgress * canvas.height / 3 : Math.random() * canvas.height;
		this.r = snowing ? Math.random() * r : 0;
		this.rng = Math.random();
	}
	
	this.draw = function() {
		if(this.progress >= 0) {
			ctx.beginPath();
			// radius calculation: maps progress from [0, 1] to [0, pi],
			// then takes sine of that to get an increase, then decrease
			// in radius. absolute value to prevent floating point errors
			// accidentally causing negative sine values which cause ctx.arc
			// to throw errors
			if(!snowing) ctx.arc(this.x, this.y, Math.abs(Math.sin(Math.PI*this.progress)*r), 0, 2*Math.PI);
			else ctx.arc(
				this.x + 20 * Math.sin(this.progress * 3 * Math.PI) + Math.cos(this.progress * (5*this.rng) * Math.PI),
				this.y, this.r, 0, 2*Math.PI);
			ctx.fill();
		}
	};
	this.render = function() {
		if(snowing) {
			this.y += (Math.pow(this.rng, 0.25)) * 0.5 * (1 + Math.sin(this.progress % Math.PI));
			this.x = (this.x + 0.3) % canvas.width; // wind
			this.progress += 0.005;
			this.draw();
			if(this.y >= canvas.height + r) this.init();
		}
		else {
			// stars come faster than they go
			// so user can look at them longer
			// i guess? idk this just looked pretty
			if(this.progress > 0.5) this.progress += 0.005;
			else this.progress += 0.05;
			this.draw();
			if(this.progress >= 1) this.init();
		}
	}
}

const dots = [];

const n = snowing ? 50 : 20;

for(let i = 0; i < n; i++) {
	dots[i] = new Point();
	dots[i].init();
}

function loop() {
	ctx.clearRect(0, 0, canvas.width, canvas.height);

	for(let i = 0; i < n; i++) {
		dots[i].render();
	}
		
	requestAnimationFrame(loop);
}

loop();

// slight convenience: fix the header section with my correct age automatically

const birthday = {
	date: 19,
	month: 0,
	year: 2001,
}
const today = new Date();
let age = today.getFullYear() - birthday.year;
if(today.getMonth() < birthday.month || (today.getMonth() == birthday.month && today.getDate() < birthday.date)) {
	--age;
}
const tens = ['', ' ten plus', ' twenty', ' thirty', ' forty', ' fifty', ' sixty', ' seventy', 'n eighty', ' ninety'];
const ones = ['', 'one', 'two', 'three', 'four', 'five', 'six', 'seven', 'eight', 'nine'];
document.querySelector('.age').textContent = `${tens[Math.floor(age / 10)]} ${ones[age % 10]}`;

// easter egg

const sequences = [
	'CLAPOFF'.split('').map(s => 'Key' + s),
	'CLAPON'.split('').map(s => 'Key' + s)
];

let eei = 0;

addEventListener('keypress', e => {
	const clapper = document.querySelector('.clapper');
	const sequence = sequences[darkMode];
	if(e.code == sequence[eei]) {
		eei++;
	}
	else {
		eei = 0;
	}

	if(eei == sequence.length) {
		eei = 0;
		clapper.classList.toggle('clapping');
		setTimeout(() => {
			if(!snowing) {
				if(darkMode) {
					document.body.classList.remove('dark-mode');
					ctx.fillStyle = FILL_STYLES.light;
					darkMode = 0;
				}
				else {
					document.body.classList.add('dark-mode');
					ctx.fillStyle = FILL_STYLES.dark;
					darkMode = 1;
				}
				eei = 0;
			} else {
				if(darkMode) {
					ctx.fillStyle = FILL_STYLES.snowing;
					document.body.style.background = BACKGROUNDS.evening;
					darkMode = 0;
				}
				else {
					ctx.fillStyle = FILL_STYLES.dark;
					document.body.style.background = BACKGROUNDS.night;
					darkMode = 1;
				}
			}
			setTimeout(() => clapper.classList.toggle('clapping'), 500);
		}, 500);
	}
});

function among() {
	alert('haha among us');
}

document.querySelector('.among').addEventListener('keypress', e => {
	if(e.code === 'Space') {
		e.preventDefault();
		among();
	}
});