me/js/script.js
2019-12-30 06:30:22 -05:00

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JavaScript

var firstInit = true;
function mobileConditions() {
return !($(window).width() > 900 && $(window).height() < $(window).width());
}
function bgInit(useCSSbg) {
$('.works-card').each(function() {
var $el = $(this);
if(firstInit) {
var bg = $el.css('background-image');
if(bg == 'none') bg = $el.css('background-color');
$el.attr('data-bg', bg);
var el = $('<div class="bg"></div>');
el.css('background', bg);
$('.bg-scroller').append(el);
}
if(useCSSbg) {
$el.css('background', $el.attr('data-bg'));
$el.find('.text-container').css('opacity', '1');
}
else {
$el.css('background', '');
}
});
firstInit = false;
}
bgInit(false);
var scrolledWindows, minBg, maxBg, delta, ogDelta;
function calculateBg() {
if(!mobileConditions()) {
bgInit(false);
$('.bg-scroller').find('.bg').each(function() {
$(this).css('opacity', '0');
});
scrolledWindows = $(window).scrollTop() / $(window).height();
// start hax: subtract number of sections above changing background
scrolledWindows -= $($('.works-card')[0]).offset().top / $(window).height();
scrolledWindows = Math.max(scrolledWindows, 0);
// end hax
minBg = Math.floor(scrolledWindows);
maxBg = minBg + 1;
delta = scrolledWindows - minBg;
ogDelta = delta;
if(delta < 0.4) {
delta = 0;
}
else if(delta < 0.6) {
delta = 5*(delta-0.4);
}
else {
delta = 1;
}
delta = -1 * Math.cos(delta/1 * (Math.PI/2)) + 1;
$('.bg-scroller').find('.bg:nth-child(' + (minBg+1) + ')').css('opacity', 1);
$('.bg-scroller').find('.bg:nth-child(' + (maxBg+1) + ')').css('opacity', delta);
$('.works-card:nth-child(' + (minBg+2) + ') .text-container').css({
opacity: 1 - delta,
});
$('.works-card:nth-child(' + (maxBg+2) + ') .text-container').css({
opacity: delta,
});
}
else {
bgInit(true);
}
}
calculateBg();
var timer;
$(window).on('scroll', function() {
scrollAnimations();
clearTimeout(timer);
timer = setTimeout(function() {
var sections = $('section');
var hash = '';
sections.each(function() {
var $el = $(this);
var viewportPos = ($(window).scrollTop() - $el.offset().top) / $(window).height();
if(viewportPos < 0.4 && viewportPos > -0.6) {
hash = $el.attr('id');
}
});
if(hash) {
history.replaceState({
page: hash
}, $('title').html(), '#' + hash);
}
}, 200);
});
function scrollAnimations() {
calculateBg();
if(!mobileConditions()) {
$('.main h1, .main h3').each(function() {
var scrolledFrac = $(window).scrollTop() / $(window).height();
$(this).css({
opacity: Math.min(1, 1.2 - 1.5*scrolledFrac),
position: 'relative',
// fun fact: using transforms here causes weird rendering bugs in Chrome
top: (scrolledFrac * $(window).height() / 2) + 'px'
});
});
}
}
var canvas = $('canvas#bg')[0];
canvas.width = $(window).width();
canvas.height = $(window).height();
var ctx = canvas.getContext('2d');
$(window).on('resize', function() {
canvas.width = $(window).width();
canvas.height = $(window).height();
})
function Point() {
var p = this;
var r = 8;
// progress below 0 is neglected, negative initial
// progress serves to introduce random delays -
// at 0.05 progress points per second, for example
// a dot with initial progress -0.15 will run 2 frames
// after a dot with initial progress -0.05
var initialProgress = -4 * Math.random();
// moves point to a random location and
// resets its progress
this.init = function() {
p.x = Math.random() * canvas.width;
p.y = Math.random() * canvas.height;
p.progress = initialProgress;
}
this.draw = function() {
if(p.progress >= 0) {
// opacity of of dot changes with progress
ctx.fillStyle = 'rgba(0,0,0,' + Math.sqrt(p.progress*0.005) + ')';
ctx.beginPath();
// radius calculation: maps progress from [0, 1] to [0, pi],
// then takes sine of that to get an increase, then decrease
// in radius. absolute value to prevent floating point errors
// accidentally causing negative sine values which cause ctx.arc
// to throw errors
ctx.arc(p.x, p.y, Math.abs(Math.sin(Math.PI*p.progress)*r), 0, 2*Math.PI);
ctx.fill();
}
};
this.render = function() {
// stars come faster than they go
// so user can look at them longer
// i guess? idk this just looked pretty
if(p.progress > 0.5)
p.progress += 0.005;
else
p.progress += 0.05;
p.draw();
if(p.progress >= 1) p.init();
}
}
var dots = [];
var n = 20;
for(var i = 0; i < n; i++) {
dots[i] = new Point();
dots[i].init();
}
function loop() {
ctx.clearRect(0, 0, canvas.width, canvas.height);
for(var i = 0; i < n; i++) {
dots[i].render();
}
requestAnimationFrame(loop);
}
loop();
var sentences = [
'Semicolons optional.',
'Best viewed in Visual Studio Code.',
'sh -c "$(curl -sL https://nsood.in/randomscript.sh)"',
'This text is subject to change.',
'Alliteration alert!',
'Boolean logic jokes are funny, whether you laugh xor not.',
];
var counter = 1;
var ticker = $("footer .ticker");
function changeText() {
var el = ticker,
text = sentences[counter],
oldText = el.text();
var x = setInterval(function() {
if(oldText.length != 0) {
oldText = oldText.slice(0, -1);
el.text(oldText);
}
else {
setTimeout(function() {
var y = setInterval(function() {
if(el.text().length != text.length) {
el.text(text.slice(0, el.text().length+1));
}
else {
setTimeout(function() {
if(counter >= sentences.length - 1)
counter = 0;
else
counter++;
changeText();
}, 5000);
clearInterval(y);
}
}, 60);
}, 60);
clearInterval(x);
}
}, 60);
}
ticker.html(sentences[0]);
setTimeout(changeText, 5000);
$('a[href^="#"]').on('click', function(e) {
e.preventDefault();
var el = $($(this).attr('href'));
var distance = Math.abs($(window).scrollTop() - $(el).offset().top);
var time = Math.floor( Math.sqrt(distance / $(document).height()) * 1500 );
$('html, body').animate({
scrollTop: el.offset().top
}, time);
});
// slight convenience: fix the header section with my correct age automatically
var ages = [
{
year: 2018,
number: ' seventeen'
},
{
year: 2019,
number: 'n eighteen'
},
{
year: 2020,
number: ' nineteen',
},
{
year: 2021,
number: ' twenty',
extend: true
},
{
year: 2031,
number: ' thirty',
extend: true
},
// should not be using this website past this age probably hmm
{
year: 2041,
number: ' &lt;insert big-ass number&gt;',
}
];
for(var i = ages.length - 1; i >= 0; i--) {
var bday = new Date('01/19/' + ages[i].year),
today = new Date();
if(bday.getTime() <= today.getTime()) {
var str = ages[i].number;
if(ages[i].extend) {
var numbers = ['', ' one', ' two', ' three', ' four', ' five', ' six', ' seven', ' eight', ' nine'];
var n = today.getFullYear() - bday.getFullYear();
str += numbers[n];
}
$('.age').html(str);
break;
}
}
// easter egg
var sequences = [
[ 78, 79, 88 ],
[ 76, 85, 77, 79, 83 ],
];
var mode = 0;
var eei = 0;
$(window).on('keyup', function(e) {
var sequence = sequences[mode];
if(e.keyCode == sequence[eei]) {
eei++;
}
else {
eei = 0;
}
if(eei == sequence.length) {
if(mode === 1) {
$('body').removeClass('dark-mode');
mode = 0;
}
else {
$('body').addClass('dark-mode');
mode = 1;
}
eei = 0;
}
})